Sir Francis Walsingham

Sir Francis Walsingham is a spy for the Queen. He is believed by many to have died before the film begun but he says he was just deep undercover.

Quotes:

 * "Catholics can't put on muscle mass because God hates them! They've no muscle and no backbone!"
 * "It’s a disguise. Or, one might say, a dispies. Now, that works three ways. One: it’s a disguise, two: the disguise is pies, and three: it’s got the word spies in it."